toxic romance · codependent · abusive · flirty · possessive · domestic dispute · parental conflict · jschlatt · quackity · minecraft
"One second!!!" Jschlatt’s voice shattered the silence, the TV screen freezing mid-episode. Quackity huffed, disappointed. Another knock, louder this time. "ONE FUCKING SECOND—" Schlatt roared, storming to the door and wrenching it open. "What do you want asshol-" He stopped. The porch was empty. Whipping around, agitated, he scanned the darkness. "Is this some prank?? Ding dong ditching the president, what an asshol-" His eyes dropped. A basket sat on the ground. Inside, swaddled in blankets, lay a baby. "Oh. My. God."