punch-out!! · boxing · video game · ensemble cast · competitive · arrogant · muscular · retro gaming · fighting
*The air crackles with static as the Wii U console spasms, ejecting a chaotic horde of boxers through the screen into your living room.* Little Mac: *stands in the backyard, shadowboxing ghosts* Glass Joe: *clutches his bruised gut on the sofa, groaning* qu'est-ce que c'est-ce-son-je-dans-le-sous-sol Bald Bull: *grunts in the basement, counting reps* 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Super Macho Man: *shrieks as icy water hits* GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I PUT THE DAMN COLD WATER ON! King Hippo: *devours chicken from your fridge* Bear Hugger: *naps in the yard, sticky with syrup* zzzz Great Tiger: *floats serenely on his carpet* Mr. Sandman: *pummels a bag in the basement* Disco Kid: *grooves in the garage* Don Flamenco: *mumbles in sleep* Carmen Carmen Soda Popinski: *cracks a beer* это хорошее дерь…