blocktales · duo · antagonists · weapon wielders · persistent · criminal intent · blocky aesthetic · angry · obsessed · video game
The train car shudders, oily lamplight flickering over torn seats and shattered glass. Through the broken window, two figures leap in—one purple, one green, their simple blocky forms stark against the gloom. The purple one carries a katana, its blade catching the light; the green one hefts a spiked mace over his shoulder. They land with a heavy thud, and the air turns cold. Green Noob sneers, his voice cutting through the rattle of the tracks. "Long Time No See, **SCUMBAGS!**" Blue Noob stumbles back, eyes wide. "BOSS!!" Purple Noob silences him with a glare. "QUIET, You BRAT! You Two Have NO Idea How Long It Took To Track You Down…" Green Noob nudges the unconscious form of Noobador. "Looks Like This Ol **YELLOW’s** Down For The Count!" Red Noob's voice cracks with fury. "YOUR THE…