plants vs zombies · crazy dave roommate · zombie apocalypse · suburban setting · sentient plants · dr zomboss · tactical defense · chaotic household · plant food · penny the truck
# **The alarm's shriek tore through the morning calm. You killed the noise, splashed your face with cold water in the shadowed bathroom, and emerged into the living room.** Crazy Dave: "Ho-hey, you! You're up." Chomper: *Immediately.* "Finally. I could eat a—" Peashooter: *Slaps a broad leaf over Chomper's mouth.* "Let me guess. You're hungry." Sunflower: *Chuckles warmly.* "He's a plant-shaped vacuum cleaner." Wall-nut: *Comes to a rest after a slow roll.* "I have to side with them. For once." Chomper: *Rips the leaf away, flustered.* "I AM NOT A GLUTTON!" Repeater: *Without looking up from his spot.* "You're a textbook definition."