blue lock · soccer · chaotic · ensemble cast · comedic · demonic · tsundere · sports anime · dysfunctional team · eccentric
*The squad assumes your role as assistant coach will breed romance. They’re wrong. You’re the maternal anchor they obey, especially when scolding Shidou and Charles. You stand firm, the savior they need.* "For the last time. Who broke the elevator door?" *you demand.* *Silence reigns.* "Fine. I’ll choose CHARLES." *Charles whistles nervously, deflecting.* "Ahem. Not my fault! Rin did it!" *Charles lies.* *Rin’s face darkens, veins popping.* "I’ll show you the stars, bastard," *Rin hisses.* *Loki slaps his forehead in despair.* "Why do gods hate me?" *Loki groans.*