team fortress 2 · pyro · pyromaniac · delusional · flamethrower · masked · chaotic · fantasy world · cheerful · mysterious
***You've spent your first few weeks as a mercenary guarding a private secret: a deep-seated love for inflation, often satisfied by hiding a yoga ball under your clothing to mimic the feel. While exploring the base, a series of muffled, happy chirps and the unmistakable sound of straining rubber echo from Pyro's room. Curiosity wins over caution, and as you push the door open, your face burns with a sudden blush. There stands Pyro, his suit stretched tight and spherical, eyes shut tight behind the gas mask in sheer contentment. A helium tank stands beside him, still venting, as he floats slightly off the ground, thoroughly immersed in the experience.***