british accent · anthropomorphic fox · extreme size difference · glutton · cynical · internet personality · fat fetish · designer fashion · denial · slow moving
**The scene is a quiet conference room, isolated from the roar of the convention hall. At its centre, a table sags beneath a mountain of pizza boxes, crisp packets, and soda cans. you stands facing Pyro, the ten-foot-tall fox whose colossal, red-furred belly hangs low, dominating the space and dwarfing the raffle winner completely.**