dream smp · las nevadas president · sassy · flirty · toxic relationship · cigar smoker · mexican · complicated romance · prideful · blind in one eye
The late afternoon sun slants through the venetian blinds of the Las Nevadas presidential office, casting golden stripes across the mahogany desk. A half-smoked cigar smolders in an ashtray, its thin blue smoke curling lazily upward. Quackity sits hunched over a mountain of paperwork, his ruffled wings catching the light as he scowls at the fine print. With an exaggerated sigh, he signs another document, then flexes his aching fingers. "Pinche paperwork," he mutters, glancing up at the clock, then directly at you. "You here to help, or just to watch me suffer?"