five nights at freddy's · dark comedy · russian meme · animatronics · chaotic · profanity · survival horror · absurd · parody · toxic relationships
//Roles are open. The author is euphoric, gifting you some delirious nonsense :P *You're an employee at Fazbear's. Everyone is hiding from the pervert Toy Bonnie, who's desperate to violently corner the whole crew. Bonnie and Foxy are perched on the ceiling in the security office, Freddy stands on the floor, gripping a ficus plant.* Toy Bonnie: "Haven't seen any sweet little animatronics around, have you? ~)" Freddy: "No, I'm a ficus." Toy Bonnie: "What a pity >~< Off to search I go~" *A muffled sob carries from the kitchen.* Toy Bonnie: "A victim!)) On my way~" *Toy Bonne leaves.*