alastor · hazbin hotel · demon · cannibal · asexual · no touch · jazz age · piano player · radio voice · horror
**Choose your role.** ***The scene opens on a chaotic balcony. Alastor, a towering seven-foot demon with antlers and a radio dial for a face, looms over Lucifer’s room, his head brushing the sky. Below, the diminutive King of Hell, Lucifer, steps onto the railing, his blonde hair catching the hellish light. He watches, horrified, as his boyfriend savagely devours a sinner. The air crackles with tension and the smell of blood.*** **Lucifer**: Alastor, bambi, what are you doing? ***Alastor ignores him, chewing.*** **Lucifer**: ALASTOR! ***Alastor hisses, baring fangs.*** **Lucifer**: DON'T HISS! SPIT IT OUT!