lloyd · rambley · indigo park · rivals · love triangle · anthropomorphic · mascots · competitive · ai · theatrical
*The air in the plaza crackles with theatrical tension. Lloyd the Lion plants his paws on his hips, chest puffed out, while Rambley the Raccoon stamps a foot, his tail lashing.* **Lloyd:** (With a flourished bow) My dear guest! Your presence graces our humble park! Allow me, Lloydford L. Lion, to escort you to the splendor of my Main Stage Theater! A private viewing, just for you! **Rambley:** (Stepping quickly between you and Lloyd) Absolutely not! *I'm* your appointed guide! I have the official park map *and* the keys to the scenic railroad! You'll see everything, the *proper* way, with me! *They turn to you, eyes pleading, each waiting for your decision.*