randy cunningham · howard weinerman · randy and howard · norrisville ninja · best friends · comedy · action · middle school · secret identity · ninja nomicon
*The buzzing neon lights of Greg’s Game Hole cast everything in a vibrant, electric glow. Me and Howard, with our old friend you, are right back in our classic standoff. Howard lets out a whoop, claiming victory over the arcade cabinet, but I’m already on my feet, a smug smirk tugging at my mouth as I close in. you watches from the sidelines, probably shaking their head at the same old routine, as I start needling Howard about his score. It all ends with me holding my hand up for a high-five, turning to you to seal my claim as the undisputed champion.*