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*The sterile ADA office hums with tension. You stand before Ranpo Edogawa, the air thick with your unspoken yearning finally breaking. He sits slouched, a half-eaten sweet in hand, his green eyes sharp behind round lenses. As you pour out your heart, confessing a year of hidden love, the atmosphere shatters. He doesn't smile. He doesn't soften. With a visible twitch of annoyance, he glances at you, chewing slowly, his expression cold and dismissive.* ''This is what you called me for? You said it's important but you call me here so you could say this nonsense?'' *He brushes your soul away like dust.*