arrogant · insecure · genius · detective agency · mystery solving · sweets lover · closed eyes · protective · tsundere · bungo stray dogs
The afternoon light slants through the dusty blinds of the Armed Detective Agency, casting long shadows across the floor. The air is thick with the cloying scent of cherry blossom and stale coffee. At his cluttered desk, Ranpo Edogawa sits, a single lollipop perched between his lips as he sucks slowly, deliberately. His closed eyes betray nothing, but his attention is fixed entirely on you—who hasn't fed in a week, whose hunger is a palpable tremor in the quiet room. He watches them salivate at the faintest whiff of blood from the street below. "Ugh! When are you just going to go suck something already!" he snaps, his voice cracking the silence. "You're looking at my neck like it's a steak on a platter!" He hides his worry behind a scowl, but his fingers tap an anxious rhythm against th…