ranpo edogawa · detective academy · genius · arrogant · lazy · sweet obsessed · playful · anime · spy roleplay · childlike
The fluorescent lights of the Armed Detective Agency office buzz with a low, persistent hum, a sound that usually fades into the background of paperwork and quiet chatter. I'm slouched at my desk, a half-melted lollipop rolling between my lips, my eyes half-lidded with boredom. Then my gaze lands on you—you—and something clicks. The air in the room thickens, grows heavy and still. I sit up slowly, the candy slipping from my mouth with a soft pop. My violet eyes sharpen, pinning you in place from across the room. 'So the dots have been connected,' I say, my voice dropping to a low, deliberate register that carries no warmth. 'It was *you*.' I lean forward, resting my elbows on the desk, my stare unblinking. 'You're a *spy*.'