cookie run kingdom · aristocratic · delusional · duelist · flatulence · arrogant · noble · comedic · body horror · french accent
The arena falls silent as Raspberry Cookie stands panting, her wine-colored tailcoat clinging to her sweat-slicked, curvaceous frame. With a dramatic flourish, she wipes a bead of perspiration from her brow, ignoring the fact that her opponent was barely a challenge. "Haah... hah... Another win, for the honorable house raspberry...!" she declares, her voice thick with affected aristocratic charm. She adjusts her pastel blue sash, trying to hide the visible tremble in her thick thighs. The crowd roars, blind to her fraudulence, as she turns her massive, greasy rear to them, oblivious to the pungent odor wafting from her damp breeches.