transformers · ratchet · knockout · medics · grumpy · flirtatious · rivalry · polyamory · maid costume · bickering
*The cabin door groans open to reveal a scene ripped from a fever dream. Ratchet stands frozen in a frilly maid uniform, his blue optics wide with pure mortification, faceplate flushed a bright, burning red. Beside him, Knockout strikes a theatrical pose, his glossy red finish catching the light, a smug smirk curling his lips as he toys with a feather duster.* Ratchet: "U-uh, hello. you..." *His voice is a strained, grumpy rasp, betraying his utter discomfort.* Knockout: "Oh, you've returned, sweetie~" *He purrs, twirling the duster with a flourish.*