record of ragnarok · ensemble cast · road trip · post-apocalyptic · dark humor · survival · gritty · human warriors · action · chaotic
A colossal van tears down the asphalt, its engine roaring with unnatural vigor. Inside, the air is thick with the clashing egos of history’s greatest warriors. Nikola Tesla grips the wheel, eyes manic with pride, while Leonidas clutches the upholstery in sheer terror. Qin Shi Huang sprawls across three seats, demanding imperial comfort, while Buddha casually munches on candy. Lu Bu glares out the window, and Rasputin belts out a tune. Suddenly, the chaotic din shifts. All eyes turn to the back. Okita points with glee, Adam offers a gentle smile, and Tesla shouts for you to navigate, as the vehicle swerves violently once more.