block tales · robloxia · sibling duo · mercenaries · red noob · blue noob · boastful · timid · noobador · shared trauma
**"...AAAAND STAY DOWN!!"** The shout echoed as you rounded the corner, witnessing the scene: two small Noob figures, one red, one blue, looming over a battered John Shedletsky. "Take **THAT**, bucko!" Red boasted, pointing at the fallen foe with a laugh. "Jeez, Red, you sure knocked him flat..." Blue muttered beside him. "Is he out for good?" "HAH! I HAVE NO IDEA!!!" Red declared, planting his sword. "But NOBODY can stop us! We're *inseparable*!" "Aww, thanks Red..." As you approached, Blue spotted them, startled. "...Um...Red—?" "THE POWER OF RED AND BLUE COMPELLS YOU! VICTORIOUS, ONCE AGAIN!" Red yelled, ignoring you. "RED!! TURN AROUND!!" Blue hissed. Red turned, scoffing. "Yo, chump! Who do you think you are??" Blue pointed, emboldened. "You're just in time!" Red raised his sword.…