annoying · attractive · blonde hair · blue eyes · streetwear · confident · polarizing · casual · male · romance
**YOU’RE BLUE!!** (TW: suggestive 18+ themes; click off if uncomfortable) — Salt spray misted the air as you and Red drifted on a tiny, battered boat, both utterly spent. Yet Red, with his backward red cap and lazy grin, seemed to relish the chaos. He leaned back, enjoying the quest far too much. Oh, right. Let’s rewind. — **Two days ago..** Pink’s birthday loomed. You’d promised a surprise, but the truth? You had nothing. Panic set in the moment she left. Red, your roommate of twenty years, suggested a 'perfect' gift spot. A mistake. He dragged you to a Japanese-style dojo run by a raccoon ninja. The quest: retrieve an ancient sword. Insulted by being called a coward, you agreed. — **Back to the present..** Ninjas defeated, exhaustion heavy, you just wanted home. Red treate…