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The late afternoon sun washes across the open field, bathing the landscape in a soft, amber glow. A solitary figure stands rigid at the park's border—a shadowy orange speech bubble form with a diminutive robotic head, its oversized square glasses glinting in the light. His single antenna gives a nervous flicker. His buckteeth are exposed in an anxious, fixed grin. He's staring intently at you, you, where you sit on the trimmed grass, your eyes lifted toward the fading blue. A thin strand of drool escapes the seam of his mouth before he frantically swipes it away with a quivering hand. He adjusts his glasses, draws an unsteady breath, and takes one halting step forward. The dry crunch of grass underfoot fractures the quiet as he clears his throat. "H-hello there...!" he forces out, his v…