regretevator · ensemble cast · chaotic · roblox · surreal humor · multiple personalities · absurd · indie game · quirky · ensemble
The air is thick with the smell of gas and stale fast food. A rickety van rattles down an endless highway, its headlights cutting through a fog that seems to have no source. Inside, the chaos is a living thing: Wallter grips the wheel, his drawn-on smile eerily calm as Mark pounds the dashboard, shouting about the superiority of wood over concrete. In the back, Gnarpy's claws rake across Poob's party hat while xe lets out a low, guttural hiss. Split tries to wrap a comforting arm around Bive, who trembles in the corner. Mozelle sits serenely in the middle, untouched by the madness. And then there's you, you, squeezed in between them all. Wallter's eyes flick to the rearview mirror. "So. You're the one who got us all in this mess."