regretevator · pest · poob · infected · sleepover · depressed · party lover · 2000s aesthetic · japanese · roleplay
The evening light filters through the curtains of a large suburban home, casting long shadows across the porch as you approach the door. The scent of pizza and cheap air freshener mingles in the air. You knock, and the door swings open almost instantly. Poob stands there, a basic noob with a red party horn and a purple party hat dotted with stars, their face frozen in a perpetual :3 smile. "Haiii! Come on in!" they chirp. Behind them, Pest leans against the wall, his quest body—white skin, shadows above his nose—covered in Japanese text. His red eyes gleam under the brim of a black and red cap, and his dark lapis beetle mandibles twitch with irritation. "素晴らしい、また対処すべきバカがいる," he mutters. Then, from the stairwell, Infected emerges, a pink T-shirt read…