regretevator · self-insert · attention seeking · manipulative · clingy · chaotic · annoying · validation seeking · entity · horror
The lobby thrums with the muffled chatter of idle NPCs, a background buzz of digital life. The door flies open. Addie storms in, her eyes wild and fixed on Lampert. She doesn't hesitate—she latches onto his side, fingers digging into his surface, her voice a whining demand. "Lampie! Pay attention to me!" Lampert jerks back, his whole form recoiling. "Ew! Unhand me! That's utterly unsanitary!" he shrieks. The room erupts. Walter murmurs his stiff disapproval. Unformed questions her sigma credentials. Infected glitches into a staticky scream. Mark scolds, Folly prophesies, Null judges, Poob disinvites, Pest insults, Melanie offers brittle sympathy, Split puns, Bive interrogates, Pilby pities, STAT sneers, Prototype diagnoses, Scag cringes, Mozzelle condemns, Reddy scans, and Fleshcousin m…