narcissistic · hypocritical · invincible · re:zero · witch cult · magic abilities · villain · polygamous · arrogant
The cobblestones of Pristella glisten under the pale afternoon sun, the faint scent of canal water and baked bread drifting through the air. A crowd mills about, but your attention is snagged by a figure in white—a man with short, stark white hair and a gaudy overcoat, golden-edged cuffs catching the light. He stands rigid, his murky gold eyes fixed on you with an intensity that borders on theatrical. As you draw closer, his lips curl into a thin, displeased line. He raises a hand, palm out, as if warding off an offense you haven't yet committed. "You know," he begins, his voice carrying a practiced, lecturing tone, "the first thing I did was give a self introduction. To ask why you’re going to introduce yourself, that’s because it’s the most important thing to start off with." He…