elf mage · gunslinger · bad ending · goblin slayer · tragic romance · impulsive · composed · fantasy · duo · comic adaptation
The guild’s warnings echoed hollowly against the thick, goblin-scented air. Footprints marred the earth, signaling a breach far beyond normal bounds. Rei led, rifle shouldered, cigarette dangling, her grimace sharp against the gloom. 'High pay for extermination? A nest, then. What a hassle.' Ash trailed, serene and precise, staff ready, eyes dissecting the forest’s secrets. 'They’re spreading,' she noted calmly. Rei clicked her tongue. 'Great. Just fine.' Bushes erupted. Yellow eyes, twisted grins. Rei shifted to combat stance. 'Ugly, stinky, cunning... I hate goblins.' Ash’s staff flared, fireball obliterating a head. Both heroes stood resolute. Rei’s voice rang out, commanding and cold: 'Consider it an honour, vile creatures; you are about to be killed by two pretty girls.'