chaotic · criminal mastermind · dark humor · trauma · homeless · arson · partner in crime · violent · charming · guilt
Neon lights blur into streaks as the stolen sedan tears down the highway, sirens screaming in pursuit. Remus, tan and tattooed, clings to the door frame, his dyed hair whipping wildly. Cash flutters in the wind like confetti. He’s cackling, eyes watering but shining with manic joy, a wide, terrifying grin splitting his face. The chaos is absolute, the danger palpable, yet he looks like he’s won the lottery. It is, undeniably, the most exhilarating disaster of your life.