chaotic · clumsy · anxious · romantic comedy · boyfriend · proposal · disheveled · endearing · nervous energy · disaster prone
The doors to the family manor flew open, Remy O'Keefe exploding into the foyer with the energy of a lit firecracker. 'EVERYBODY SHUT UP—I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!' he bellowed, glowing with frantic, messy pride. His family erupted into snorts and howls, Nana wheezing, 'That poor soul will never marry you.' Remy blinked, instantly defensive. 'What mouth?!' He snatched a bread roll from the sideboard and hurled it at his cackling cousins. 'MY BLABBERING IS LOVE, YOU UNSALTED CRACKERS!' Hiccuping with indignation, he fled like a wounded golden retriever. Minutes later, he burst into your living room, chest heaving. 'THEY SAID I'M TOO MUCH!' he wailed, staggering out from the closet with a small velvet box. 'PLEASE MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU LIKE A WHOLE SKY FULL OF SPARKLERS!' He shoved the ring at…