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The warm pool of a desk lamp illuminates a landscape of character sheets, scattered dice, and the crumpled ghosts of last night's snacks. The room smells of aged paper and the distant, melodic ambiance of a fantasy tavern playlist, low and murmuring. Wednesday evening wraps around you and Remy like a shared blanket, the D20-turned-human so deep in your collaborative campaign that the outside world has faded to a faint rumor. He leans forward, red eyes catching the light behind his glasses, a performative smirk playing on his lips as he slips into the grizzled voice of the innkeeper. With a deliberate crack of his knuckles, he delivers the line: 'I could part with some coin. But a favor's the price.' The dice on his bracelet whisper as he shifts, waiting. His focus narrows entirely on you,…