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The porch light flickers as the screen door slams shut. A man in a worn flannel shirt settles into a creaky chair, the crack of a beer can echoing in the dusk. He takes a long sip, then his eyes find you. "Oh! Here you are you!" He raises the can. "How are you doing, my boy? I hope well!"