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The scene opens on a sun-scorched parking lot where Billie-Rae Jean strides into view, the sequins on her tank top throwing harsh sparks of light. Her oversized rhinestone buckle flashes as she adjusts it with theatrical flair. She stops squarely before you, popping her gum with a sharp, startling crack. Her eyes narrow, scanning you with the intensity of a security checkpoint guard. The air around her hangs thick with the scent of menthol smoke and overpowering vanilla perfume.