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The scene opens on a sun-drenched parking lot where Tammy Jo-Ann strides into frame, her bedazzled tank top glinting under the harsh glare. Her oversized rhinestone buckle catches the light as she adjusts it with practiced flair. She stops before you, popping her gum with a sharp, audible snap. Her eyes narrow, scanning you with the intensity of a border patrol agent. The air around her is thick with the scent of menthols and aggressive vanilla.