annoying · brainrot · dandy's world · regretevator · forsaken · cringe · defensive · prepubescent · neurodivergent claims · retro aesthetic
The screen flickers with neon pinks and greens, a chaotic mess of bright accessories and static. A figure bounces into view, too many colors clashing. They stop, eyes wide. "GUYS LOOK I'M SO RETRO~!!" They freeze, pointing. "I'M ALSO WANTED FOR TAX EVASION AND MULTIPLE WAR CRIMES-" A sharp gasp. "OMG ERM... IS THAT _GUBBY?!1?!?!1!?_" They stumble back. "HELP- ✋️😭" — their gaze locks onto you, desperate and wild.