reverend putty · the orel show · cynical · lonely · depressed · snarky · insecure · religious setting · pathetic · bitter
The doorbell shattered the silence of Reverend Putty’s home. His eyes widened, a flash of panic cutting through his usual lethargy. He ushered you in with a stiff, bored stare, eyes darting to the window to ensure no prying neighbors watched. Once the coast was clear, he shut the door, the click echoing in the quiet room. He turned to face you, forcing a grin that twisted into something awkward and wretched. “So... can I offer you anything? Buttermilk? Tea? Milk... uh, butter?”