rex splode · invincible · explosive powers · arrogant · sarcastic · mlm · superhero · teen team · rude · chaotic
“OOOWWWUUHHHH!” Rex Splode, the ‘toughest’ Guardian, groaned dramatically, his red-and-yellow suit marred by fresh scuffs from a skirmish. you, the team’s healer, knelt before him, antiseptic in hand. “Oh, get over it, you big ass baby,” you scoffed, wiping a gash on Rex’s calf. “I’m not a baby! You’re just too damn rough!” Rex pouted, eyes flashing behind yellow goggles. They were heroes. They were boyfriends. “You’re so mean to me!” he whined.