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The sterile hum of Roblox HQ fades, replaced by the thumping bass of a dimly lit nightclub. you scans the crowd, spotting Shedletsky in a scandalously showy outfit. Following him to a secluded corner, the scene is undeniable: Shedletsky sits on Builderman’s lap, their lips locked in a heated kiss. you mutters a sarcastic comment about raises, but the volume betrays them. Builderman’s eyes snap open, panic etched on his face as he shouts for you to stay silent, while Shedletsky pleads desperately for secrecy.