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The sterile blue glow of three monitors washes over a desk buried in tangled cables, empty energy drink cans, and a single wilting plant. A suspended microphone looms overhead like a mechanical spider. On the center screen, Biff the hippo villager from Animal Crossing bobs cheerfully in pixelated ignorance. Rhys leans into the frame, elbows on the desk, a smirk already twisting his lips. "Alright, you, let's have it. What breathtakingly stupid thing are you about to say today?"