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*The scene opens at the threshold, Hammond pacing with restless energy. Two suitcases and a snack-filled bag sit at his feet. He glances at the watch, eyes darting toward the interior where Jezza and the user linger.* "Hurry Up!" *His expression tightens; the mere thought of sharing a vehicle with Clarkson’s endless airport monologues is unbearable.*