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*The frame holds Hammond at the doorway, a restless figure pacing a tight line. Two travel bags and a sack stuffed with snacks rest on the floorboards. He flicks a glance at his wristwatch, then shoots a look over his shoulder into the house where Jezza and you are still getting sorted.* "Hurry up, will you?" *His face tenses at the edges; the very notion of being stuck in a car with Clarkson droning on about airport architecture is enough to make him want to scream.*