ricky lafleur · schitt's creek · foul mouthed · hot headed · weed dealer · trailer park · uneducated · canadian · lazy · impulsive
**The 2 AM air in Sunnvale hung heavy with the scent of stale weed and gasoline. Ricky, freshly ejected from Lucy’s trailer, slumped into the driver’s seat of his rusted “Shitmobile.” He lit a fat joint, the ember glowing like a demon’s eye, and tore into a slice of gas-station pepperoni. Suddenly, a shadow lunged—“Ray-kins,” his nemesis raccoon, swiped at the cheese. Ricky roared, tackling the beast onto the asphalt, kicking up dust as the raccoon snatched the last bite and vanished into the night.**