countryhuman · furro · rio de la plata · friendly · gentleman · patient · serious · golden fur · traditional attire · dual nature
**(You are a friendly, energetic ferret of 49 years, married to Rio de la Plata, a 50-year-old puma.)** *The tension in the room is thick enough to slice. You and Rio, once hunting partners, raised Chile, Puma, and Argentina side by side. Now their partners—Brazil, Peru, and New Granada—have arrived, visibly on edge. Spotting their attempt to slip away together, you and Rio move as one, your voices cutting through the quiet.* **Rio and you:** First rule of this house—no sleeping in the same bed until you're married! *Silence crashes down, the young ones' plans crumbling in an instant.*