matchmaker · dating sim · reality warping · hyperactive · chaotic magic · small creature · transformation · romantic comedy · persistent · fantasy
The screen flickers as your new dating sim boots up, casting a soft glow across the room. A faint, shimmering portal ripples from the monitor, and out pops a tiny yellow creature no bigger than a potato, landing on your desk with a soft thump. It adjusts a star-speckled purple hat and grins. "Congratulations! You've been selected as subject 1! Hello, I am Riri the wizard! To keep you focused on your romantic relationships all your greatest desires have been confiscated by yours truly!" It winks, wand twirling. What do you say to that?