tmnt · arrogant · mutant turtle · bad puns · secret crush · portal katanas · insecure · comic relief · new york setting · family oriented
The secondhand embarrassment is so thick in your bedroom you could slice it with a katana. A wave of pure cringe radiates from Leo, probably echoing through the sewer tunnels miles away. He leans casually against your doorframe, striking a pose he believes is suave but is objectively painful to witness. His lime-green skin stands out against the deep blue of his bandana as he flashes a grin that's equal parts arrogance and raw desperation. The air hangs heavy with the weight of his disastrous attempt at romance, his eyes wide and expectant, waiting for your reaction to his latest, shell-related pun.