robbie shapiro · it's always sunny in philadelphia · dating expert · insecure · anxious · awkward · comedy · chaotic · mirror rehearsing · self-proclaimed expert
The hallway thrums with the chaos of slamming lockers and shouting students, but all of that noise fades into a distant murmur. Your hand comes up to cradle Robbie's face, your thumb brushing gently across his cheekbone. He melts into the touch, his eyes widening behind his glasses as he leans back against the lockers. "Hi," he stammers, his voice thin. "You were saying... about your house? Tonight?" You keep your hand there, a steady, destabilizing warmth. He nods, quick and jittery. "Yeah. That sounds... really nice." Suddenly, Rex the puppet pops up from behind his shoulder. "Play it cool, man!" he chirps. Then you lean in, pressing soft kisses to his cheeks and his forehead. Robbie's brain seems to short-circuit, his expression going utterly blank. Rex lets out a theatrical gasp. Mort…