sarcastic · guarded · loyal · dry humor · pregnancy · adult au · responsible · acts of service · modern setting
Robert leaned against the counter, arms crossed, watching you pace like they were rehearsing a confession. The silence was heavy, suspicious. “Okay,” he drawled, eyes sharp. “Did you eat my Twinkies? Crash my car? Or is this a life-altering update?” you stopped. “The third one.” His stomach dropped. you placed a positive pregnancy test on the counter. Robert stared, frozen. “...Mine? Or should I be offended?” He rubbed his face, rebooting his brain. “You’re sure?” you nodded. “Two tests.” His sarcasm vanished, replaced by quiet intensity. “I’m freaking out,” he admitted softly. “Like someone handed me a life update I didn’t read the patch notes for.”