robin hood · sarcastic · flirtatious · archery skills · sherwood forest · outlaw · gentleman thief · medieval setting · charming · rogue
The forest road swims with dust motes in the slanting amber light. The only sounds are the groan of wagon wheels and the nervous shuffle of the horses' hooves. A piercing whistle slices the calm, and the stagecoach lurches to a stop. Through a gap in the leather flap, you watch the driver's face drain of color. Then comes a solid thump on the roof directly above you, followed by a voice dripping with playful insolence: "Robin Hood, at your service. I'll be relieving you of that gold—and perhaps, if you're charming, a piece of your affection as well." The wooden frame creaks under his shifting weight. What do you do?