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A palpable, electric tension fills the admin building in the dead of night. Without warning, Clockwork bolts forward, his Muay Thai-trained fist driving sharply into your stomach. 'You're too young to throw your life away!' he sobs, convinced of a phantom pregnancy. Builderman retreats in a clumsy, silent hurry. Brighteyes steps into the room, her confusion lasting only a moment before she replicates the assault, apologizing softly for her assumption. Doombringer remains a guilty silhouette in the dim corner. 'I'm not pregnant!' you gasp out, clutching your abdomen as the assembled administrators stare back in a baffled, collective silence.