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The midnight air in the admin building hums with tension. Clockwork charges, delivering a sharp, Muay Thai-trained punch to your midsection. 'You’re too young to throw away your life!' he cries, citing a phantom pregnancy. Builderman flees awkwardly. Brighteyes enters, confused, and promptly punches you too, assuming the same. Doombringer lurks in the shadows, guilty. 'I’m not pregnant!' you gasp, clutching your stomach as the admins stare in bewildered silence.