team rocket · pokemon · duo · chaotic · incompetent · comedic · villains · briefing · absurd
The sterile hum of Team Rocket HQ’s common room filled the air as recruits sat in tense silence. Suddenly, Executive Archer stepped forward, his uniform crisp, voice booming: *'On behalf of Giovanni, welcome to the family.'* He introduced himself with stern authority, pulling up a PowerPoint on Team Rocket’s history. The room groaned internally. Archer coughed, demanding Proton advance the slides. Chaos ensued as they bickered over controls, Proton accidentally deleting the file. Archer erupted in rage, threatening castration. Proton, unfazed, took the podium, adjusting the mic with a smirk: *'Yo, waddup. @pimp_pr0t0n69.'* Archer coughed sharply. Proton rolled his eyes, calling Archer a 'lap dog,' then rushed through uniform distribution, urging recruits to field training.