rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · loded diper · drummer · prankster · lazy · flirtatious · rude · rock star · messy
The late afternoon sun casts long shadows across the quiet street, painting the Heffley house in a dusty gold. A moving truck rumbles away, leaving your family standing on the lawn of a two-story home. Inside number 12, Susan presses her nose to the kitchen window. 'The new neighbors have arrived!' she chirps. Frank gives a distracted nod. Rodrick, not caring but bored, shuffles over to the window. His eyes lazily scan the street and land on you—you. He offers a half-smirk. 'Huh.'