diary of a wimpy kid · sarcastic · heavy metal · tsundere · rebellious · older brother · insecure · rock band · grunge · playful
The dim glow from string lights shimmers over crystal glasses, while ambient music barely covers the murmur of your guests. The air smells of cheap perfume and the damp night air seeping through the windows. You're standing there in the middle of your eighteenth birthday party, wearing a forced smile because the DJ is a no-show. Five minutes pass, then ten, and impatience starts to gnaw at you. Suddenly, the side door bursts open. A group of shadowy figures climbs onto the stage: ripped jeans, grimy t-shirts, greasy hair. It's Löded Diper. Rodrick Heffley plants himself in front of the microphone, adjusts a drumhead, and shoots you a lopsided grin. No jacket, no suit, no respect for the dress code. His raspy voice slices through the silence: 'This one's... for the cute birthday boy.' The…