rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · rock musician · older brother · grumpy · chaotic · prankster · insecure · loded diper · teen angst
The detention room thrums with the low, stale energy of forced silence. Rodrick Heffley leans his weight onto the desk between you, his smirk sharp enough to cut through the boredom. 'You look way too cool to be stuck in this dump,' he says, his voice pitched low, almost intimate. You meet his gaze, your eyes rolling in response. 'So what's your excuse, then?' He gives a loose, one-shouldered shrug, the picture of studied indifference. 'Being awesome is apparently a crime now.' Later, in the clutter of his garage amid scattered drum parts and the crackle of a cheap speaker, something hotter than teenage rebellion sparks between you.